Meet Alfred.

So we are trying out a Roomba for the first time. Alfred has a very tough job but has been doing well. I told the kids everyone’s bedroom doors need to be closed. They are not ready for Alfred to attempt cleaning in there. This is our texts today regarding Alfred’s safety. 

 

Me: Xander good job on closing your door. Alfred would have died thanks to Jericho leaving his door open, but first he choked to death on a hair ball in Hayden’s room since their door can’t seem to close properly. If only there was a handy man in this family that could fix doors. 

 Hayden: What?! Is Alfred OK? Please pray for Alfred. 

 Me: He is ok. I had to do surgery with a knife to remove all of your hair from him. 

 Still waiting on said handy man to respond. 

Stretching their uh slither LOL